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Коллега по работе подкинул задачку: распознать по описанию двух человек. Некоторые детали я убрал, так как иначе задача будет слишком простой :). Понятно, что с гуглом это вообще не задача, попробуйте вычислить без поиска.


1. As a child he was thin, in youth spare, but his appetite for food slowly became prodigious, and after xxxxxx xxxx made him celebrated in 1848, the number of his invitations to grand dinners at the best tables in London grew steadily - he often had a choice of five or six in the season. He could never resist rich food, though he suffered agonies from indigestion and every kind of gastric, bile and liver trouble, not to speak of a recurrent stricture, the result of a venereal infection in his careless youth, never properly cured, which often made the business of urinating very painful, and sometimes impossible, forcing him to use a catheter. In his forties (he lived only to 52), he put on weight and developed a formidable paunch. He was six foot three and looked taller. His face was puffy and unformed, and his monocle, screwed in tight, gave it a comic twist. He had been forced to have a fistfight at Charterhouse, and had his nose broken in the combat. Later, travelling in France, he fell from a donkey and broke it again. It looked like a flat button, giving him an infantile look. He was described as 'resembling a gigantic baby'.


2. his big body was an awkward shape, but he hurt himself badly as a small child, falling with a stick in his mouth and gouging his tonsils. He also caught a fishhook in his back and hurt himself playing football and boxing. In 1918, beside being blown up in the war, he smashed his fist through a glass showcase. In 1920 he cut his feet walking on broken glass, and fell on a boat-cleat which caused internal bleeding. He burnt himself painfully while smashing up a water-heater (1922), tore a foot ligament (1925), and had the pupil of his good eye cut by his son (1927). In 1928, drunk, he mistook the skylight cord for the lavatory chain and pulled the heavy glass structure down on his hand. The result: concussion and nine stitches. The next year he tore his groin muscle, damaged an index finger, was hurt by a bolting horse, and broke his arm in a car accident. In 1935 he shot himself in the leg while drunk and trying to gaff a shark, broke his big toe kicking a locked gate, smashed his foot through a mirror and damaged the pupil of his bad eye (1938). In 1944 he was concussed twice. There was another bad car smash the next year, a clawing by a lion in 1949, a boat accident in 1950 and in 1953 a series of serious accidents in Africa, leading to a fractured skull, two cracked spinal discs, a ruptured liver, spleen and kidneys, and paralysed sphincter muscles. Bad falls, usually while drunk, continued till xxx xxxxxxx.

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spamsink
Nov. 8th, 2007 02:36 am (UTC)
Не угадал ни одного.
maksa
Nov. 8th, 2007 03:14 am (UTC)
Я не могу прочитать этот текст. На каком языке это написано?
a_garvey
Nov. 8th, 2007 03:33 am (UTC)
если коллега - канадец, то написано, по всей видимости, на английском :)
maksa
Nov. 8th, 2007 03:38 am (UTC)
Ну вот. Моя ирония пропала втуне.
a_garvey
Nov. 8th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
значит что-то не так ч моим чувством юмора :(
после того, ка приходится в стопятидесятый раз объяснять, как форматировать текст в ворде, у меня и голова-то не очень работает, что уж говорить, о ЧЮ
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