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Men and Women

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He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . .. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-
looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.

She said...What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
He said .. .. . A widow.

He said . ... . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women
come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT

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